By trade I am an advertising executive. I have worked at top agencies including Saatchi & Saatchi and TBWAChiatDay on over a dozen Fortune 500 clients. Currently, I am living in Portland, Oregon and working at Wieden+Kennedy as a Strategy Director.
Moons ago, I was in the band Fight From Above, for which I played a low caliber of lead guitar. In our music video, I am the one pouring whiskey onto the 110 Freeway.
I used to contribute to LAist, especially during baseball season, but now that Magic owns the team, I’m relaxed and can just watch the sport. It’s my zen garden.
I write this blog for fun and for no other reason. No I will not promote your product.
I am the creator of
Lane Fucking Kiffin, Bro,
Bowls Are For Salads &
You Can’t Sanction The Endzone.
I’ve survived melanoma twice. I don’t recommend getting it. If you do, I recommend living through it.
Oh yeah, there’s this…
THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED ON THIS BLOG ARE MY OWN (AND SOMETIMES NOT EVEN MY OWN), BUT NEVER THE OPINIONS OF MY EMPLOYER. IT IS MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY AND SHOULD NEVER BE CONSIDERED INFORMATION FROM MY EMPLOYER, OR ANY OF MY EMPLOYERS, PAST OR PRESENT. FRANKLY, I AM NOT SURE WHAT I WRITE HERE IS EVEN AN OPINION, RATHER THE EXPLOSIVE POSSIBLY FICTIONAL OUTBURST OF A BOURBON ENTHUSIAST. IGNORE ME AT ALL COSTS.
***For any agents, managers, reps or groupies, feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. That said, I love my job and don’t use this as a platform to make money, so it’s easy to say no to requests. But hey, never hurts to ask.***