Seven Signs You Need for USC GameDay

As the Bearfighter has mentioned for years now, College GameDay would come to USC once a year if we were 0-12. We’re the story when we’re good. We’re the story when we’re bad. We’re the story when we’re in trouble. We’re the story when we are compliant (see Teague Egan’s Johnny Drama go-kart). We’re the story when we’re not the story.

And because mighty Stanford is playing lil ole USC this weekend, even though we are not the story, we’re the story again. And that means Arrogant Nation and the rest of all you Trojan fans new to this game have an amazing platform to let America and the NCAA know how you feel. We’ve done it before and it helped me immensely:

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This year, they know that they can’t sanction the endzone. Not even switching coaches midseason and having a team that’s half injured (thxNCAA!) and half walk-ons (thxNCAA!) could stop us from getting into a bowl. We don’t have losing seasons, even if you drop a nuke on us and lightly urinate on the feet of worse offenders and then pretend it was for more than just curing their athletes’ foot.

Well, now you are setting up your TV show in our hometown, on our wet campus where I once flipped a triple burner BBQ I was trying to ride like a long board from 28th Street to campus. Sorry for anyone I inconveniced when trying to lift it back up totally sober at the intersection of Jefferson and Hoover. It was worth it. Sparks flew.

So, my goal for all of you is to ditch the traditional Stanford sucks signs and definitely ignore anything Nerd related because they are owning it:

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Don’t give them the pleasure of acting like they matter. They AGAIN rushed the field at home for beating Oregon, even though they are both top ten teams. Stanford, to their credit, does not give two shits about how bad they are as fans, in fact, they may even embrace it and since most of us use electronics, pharmaceuticals or legal counsel that came from the minds at this school, why don’t we do what Arrogant Nation would do and make this day about us, our problems and our message.

Basically, let’s be that annoying girl who calls her friend to a hungover brunch to talk for the 20th time about a relationship that’s never going to work. Let’s be that girl. Only better looking.

So, here are seven signs I want to see this weekend at the Coliseum:

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And if all else fails, just print this QR code (so 2008 of me) and send them right to me. I’ll let them know.

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I want you to SEND ME EVERY SIGN YOU MAKE and I’ll put them up after the game. Regardless of the sanctions, which we’ve already basically endured, there’s on thing I want and I am dedicating the rest of the season to getting it.

I want the NCAA to finally give us a statement as to how Paul Dee leading our investigation was in any way ethical.

That’s it. I just want to hear the scumbags say it. Or not say it. I just want an answer and I will take it from there.

You job as Arrogant Nation is two-fold. The first is our original goal, which is to use the platform to say the things that USC won’t say. It’s clear by now that Pat Haden thinks it’s best to keep politely asking instead of suing. Fine, but you don’t have to act that way. You can demand some answers. I don’t even want the scholarships back. I just want an answer. Clearly, the sanctions most pundits and reasonable fans know were totally inflated to the point of a Ponzi are bullshit haven’t even given us a losing season. They are just delaying another Rose Bowl or fake-ass NCAA “natty.”

So what. Let them know this weekend.

The other job you all have? HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN AND BRING HOME A WIN.

Your Bearfighter continues to train on the wild bears of the great Pacific Northwest. You’re welcome for the OSU win. I won’t explain.

Share this post with everyone you know at USC and let’s have some fun with the platform. College sports are supposed to be fun. Coach O knows that. We should remember that to. Even it it’s at the NCAA’s expense.

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17 Responses to Seven Signs You Need for USC GameDay

  1. lew bracker

    Here is my suggested sign for Game Day:

    Paul Dee: Rest in Piss

  2. HeliGeorge

    Paul Dee: he did know

  3. katie

    Here are some suggestions:

    NCAA SANCTION MATH:
    1 USC player > 76 Miami players

    NCAA SANCTIONMATH:
    1 USC player = 30 scholarships
    76 miami players = 9 scholarships
    USC is better than Miami.

    Miami self sacntioned by skipping a crappy bowl game.
    USC self sanctioned by hiring Lane Kiffin.

    • HeliGeorge

      Katie, hope you don’t mind me borrowing your format

      NCAA Sanctions: By the Numbers
      $ell Your Autograph = Win the Heisman
      Buy Influence = 2 scollies lost
      We actually didn’t know = 2 yrs bowl ban

  4. Win4Ever

    Bearfighter,

    Did you make these signs on a particular program? If so, what is it?

  5. socalbryan

    Bearfighter, Your Nose Candy And Call Girls Aren’t Admissible sign has an extra “&”. Could you delete that and repost? It’s a winner and I’d love to drop it on Facebook.

    NCAA Scholarship Math
    1 player receiving money from felon = 30 scholarships
    PSU covering up child rape for a decade = 30 scholarships

  6. allday

    What are everyone’s thoughts on “I HOPE PAUL DEE SUFFERED” ? Too much?

  7. Sean

    Nevin’s
    Criminal
    Actions
    Acceptable

  8. Win4Ever

    NCAAcare: “If you like your sanctions, you can keep them. Period.” – President Mark Emmert

  9. Drew Davidson

    Mark Emmert,
    Obama is trying to fix his mess,
    Why aren’t you???

  10. ThrowMeTheDamnBall

    A picture of a giant chainsaw.

  11. The NCAA sanctioned my other sign.

  12. Excellent post, Bearfighter. Although, I think the field rushing is Trojan Nation’s way of telling Pat Haden, “Keep Coach O around.”

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