First of all, happy birthday to Keith, who my readers got to the Super Bowl last year. That’s important as hell. Click that first and learn about Keith then read more below.
Second, this week I let Yahoo Sports have my post because I can think of nothing more arrogant than letting the people who prosecuted Reggie solicit me for content. Also, it’s fucking ASU and their audience deserves to hear my jokes about pictures like the above picture, which is easier to find via Google images than pics of the Grand Canyon. ASU is famous for blacked out girls taking football drunk to World War Z levels. They are the undead partiers of the desert.
I am pitted against the ASU student press and while it had it’s moments, my thesis is that ASU football doesn’t matter and this game is irrelevant regardless of outcome. I would just be mildly amused if we won in a funny way.
First CLICK HERE and read their attempt.
Then CLICK HERE and maybe drop some comments letting the world know where you stand.
For those of you that didn’t see, it was a good week for the Bearfighter, who got a drink named for him at Ground Zero where I once saw Zion I rap and make everyone take their shoes off because it was the Temple of Hip Hop. I later played shows there with my band back in the day. And now, I am a strawberry cream soda drink.
Big win like the one we’re getting tomorrow. Enjoy the Yahoo post and see you for some LIVE TWEETING during the game, the best part of the season. Follow me at the links below and join in.